At first, obviously, Xephos could not speak English. When they met and became friends, he and Honeydew had to communicate through crude charades. At first, Xephos tried to teach Honeydew his language, but a lot of syllables were unpronounceable – Honeydew has a hard enough time with English,…
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
HP Goblet of Fire Headcanon: Beauxbatons was primarily a Muslim wizarding school.
(and yes I know the horses drink whisky, which is not exactly halal, sshhh)
Its was french. It s
Was so clearly french.
Literally French. …….
Because French Muslims do not exist and no Muslims ever speak French and Muslim schools don’t exist in France and if they do they must be really shitty and there are no key Muslim educators in France at all and there’s never been any history of Islamic culture and politics in the Pottermore-confirmed Pyreenes, nooooooo, it is très impossible! Astagfirrulah!
learn some fuckin’ social studies and history and current affairs, people.
this should be an oil painting
I spent too much time out of my life working on this
okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
IT GOT BETTER