May 2013
algrenion:
algrenion:
every april fools day Hannibal sedates Will and drops him in the middle of an elk enclosure
aegean-sea:
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
ingroan:
i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
iearoh:
empresspinto:
iearoh:
empresspinto:
iearoh:
iearoh:
i have a 12.9 year old girl inside me just waiting to burst out and frankly that’s quite worrying
just to clarify i haven’t eaten the girl
the girl is metaphoric
no you ate her
she is literal not figurative
i will get the woodsman to chop open the wolf and remove granny
what
what
i dont even know
im so sorry
...
spirit-of-the-ocean:
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
luckyspike:
like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food
does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just
“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.
im gonna have a hot pocket.”
a-sorta-fairytale:
get on my dick not my nerves
a-sorta-fairytale:
get on my dick not my nerves
herspanic:
we should have a “where are they now” for bloggers who’ve deleted
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
me: why cant i have a thigh gap
me: why cant i have collarbones
me: why cant i have a flat stomach
me: why cant i have hip bones
mum: go for a run
me: no
dsoloauteur:
I want to fall asleep kissing you
batreaux:
you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son. “ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows
nonymoose:
assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis:
OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE
AND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE
HANG ON I FIXED IT
spiderbreath:
percyo:
johnfkennedy:
old sport
new sport
red sport
blue sport
one sport
two sport
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
s33r-of-void:
zeezee-vonteese:
silentbutgolden:
arandomwhitedude:
What if you jizzed blood?
But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.
Oh..
The OFF fandom
clockworkkanella:
breakburnandends:
my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir
Nicknames for Supernatural - Season 9
When you're panicking or a character is in danger: SEASON 9-1-1
When you're mad or disappointed or in denial: Season NEIN.
When Team Free Will has domestic moments: Season 9-to-5
When you're happy or thrilled about something: Season On-Cloud-9
Whenever someone returns from the dead: Season 9-Lives
arkhams:
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
1 tag
Reblog if you're a virgin
tookieloocookies:
rancis-motherfluggers:
Yes a 14 Year old virgin… Tragic
duh
Great tumblr mysteries
i-dobelieveincommas:
The name of the Doctor
What happened in Budapest
How Sherlock survived
Where the fuck the Hannibal fandom came from
thefandomisalwayschanging:
jaimeppreciado:
[PUNCHES A HOLE IN THE WALL] STEAM POWERED GIRAFFE
you called
swarleystinson:
So I happened to be on Youtube as the latest Vlogbrothers video was uploaded, and I saw that there was literally only one other view:
So I thought I might actually be able to fulfill a slight dream of mine and get the first comment…
God dammit John Green.
theinsufferablefan:
broadway-aradia:
what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg
